You are trying to look attentive on a video call. Below the desk, your cat is looking equally attentive, for completely different reasons. The moment you move your foot, both meetings are going to change.
This Vintage Edition tee pairs the Attack Mode Loading joke with detailed engraving-style linework and elaborate lettering. A rather grand appearance for behavior you usually witness while wearing mismatched socks. Wear it when you meet the friend who knows the whole routine.
For the cat-loving techie whose calls occasionally include an unexplained jump. You know who was under the desk.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with a tear-away label.
- Sizes S–3XL.
- Vintage engraving-style illustration.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a tee you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.
