You’ve watched your dog yawn, turn around twice and go back to sleep. Meanwhile, someone has typed “quick question” into the work chat. Again.
The Can’t Do Anything bulldog tee is for the human who would also like to bark at an interruption and take a nap afterward. Apparently there are rules. Wear it for screen-heavy workdays and the walk that finally gets you away from your inbox. Your dog has been available for that meeting all afternoon.
Give it to the gadget-loving dog person who knows their headphone specs and the dog’s workday nap count. They’ve done the research.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with a tear-away label.
- Sizes S–3XL.
- Surreal Edition illustration of a bulldog.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a tee you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.
