You’ve followed the setup steps twice. The new gadget insists it’s connected, yet absolutely nothing happens. Your dog has been waiting by the door with a similarly urgent question: are we actually doing this?
The Connected, No Internet French bulldog tee is for the moment you and your dog have both run out of patience. Wear it for afternoons when the upgrade needs another restart and someone would really like that walk to begin.
Give it to the gadget-loving dog person who knows when to step away from the settings. The dog is ready whenever they are.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with a tear-away label.
- Sizes S–3XL.
- Surreal Edition illustration of a French bulldog (Frenchie).
- Fit: compare the size guide with a tee you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.
