You’ve spent the evening getting the new projector exactly right. Your dog has spent it looking for a ball they’re sitting on. You’ve pointed this out several times, with diagrams apparently the next reasonable step.
The Connected, No Internet French bulldog hoodie is for the person trying to help while an affectionate face waits for a more useful answer. Pull it on for movie night with the companion who can find you anywhere but has temporarily misplaced their own toy.
Give it to the dog-loving gadget enthusiast who handles the household troubleshooting. Some problems require lifting a dog very slightly.
- Fleece interior and classic unisex fit.
- Double-layer hood with matching drawcord.
- Front pouch pocket; ribbed cuffs and hem.
- Sizes: S–3XL.
- Surreal Edition illustration of a French bulldog (Frenchie).
- Fit: compare the size guide with a hoodie you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry on medium. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Low iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length | Sleeve length* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″. *Sleeve length is measured from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the cuff.
