Connected, No Internet Dog Hoodie — Vintage Edition

Price range: $59.95 through $63.95

Get comfortable in vintage style with a dog joke that feels like home.

Bring some personal style to evenings with your dog in the Connected, No Internet French bulldog hoodie, with a fleece interior and Vintage engraving-style illustration. It’s for the gadget lover happy to solve household problems, including the missing ball their dog is sitting on.

This meme is also available in our Surreal Edition design.

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You got the projector connected, adjusted the sound and were feeling rather good about the evening. Your dog arrived with a missing-ball problem, then sat down on the evidence. You have identified the issue. Explaining it is taking longer.

The Connected, No Internet French bulldog hoodie, Vintage Edition, gives this affectionate troubleshooting an engraving-style illustration. Pull it on for time with the companion who trusts you to solve everything, including the problems they are literally sitting on.

A gift for the gadget-loving dog person who handles the household settings and these much stranger requests for assistance. The gratitude is worth it.

  • Fleece interior and classic unisex fit.
  • Double-layer hood with matching drawcord.
  • Front pouch pocket; ribbed cuffs and hem.
  • Sizes: S–3XL.
  • Vintage engraving-style illustration of a French bulldog (Frenchie).
  • Fit: compare the size guide with a hoodie you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
  • Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
  • Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
  • Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry on medium. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Low iron setting. Do not dry clean.

Size chart

Size Chest width Body length Sleeve length*
S 20 27 33
M 22 28 34
L 24 29 35
XL 26 30 36
2XL 28 31 37
3XL 30 32 38

Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″. *Sleeve length is measured from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the cuff.