The doorbell rings during your call. Your dog gives a full account of the situation, then considers the matter handled. You still have to apologize, find the mute button and remember what you were saying.
This Vintage Edition hoodie brings an engraving-style illustration to Can’t Do Anything. It’s for the person who loves a clever device and occasionally wishes work allowed the dog’s much more direct communication style. One bark, and you could all move on.
Give it to the dog-loving gadget enthusiast who has excellent headphones and a very enthusiastic home security announcement system.
- Fleece interior and classic unisex fit.
- Double-layer hood with matching drawcord.
- Front pouch pocket; ribbed cuffs and hem.
- Sizes: S–3XL.
- Vintage engraving-style illustration of a bulldog.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a hoodie you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry on medium. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Low iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length | Sleeve length* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″. *Sleeve length is measured from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the cuff.
