You’ve read the message, typed a polite reply and deleted the reply you actually wanted to send. Your dog barked once and went back to sleep. You admire the efficiency.
The Vintage Edition of the Can’t Do Anything bulldog tee gives that familiar workday sigh an engraving-style treatment. Wear it while sorting your inbox, adjusting the setup you spent weeks researching or considering your furry colleague’s approach to rest.
A gift for the dog-loving techie who can compare laptop specs for hours but needs approximately three seconds to envy the dog’s afternoon. Some advantages are obvious.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with a tear-away label.
- Sizes S–3XL.
- Vintage engraving-style illustration of a bulldog.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a tee you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.
