You adjusted the camera, checked the microphone and arranged the respectable part of your desk. Your dog stretched out underneath it. Both of you are technically present, but only one will have to contribute.
The Can’t Do Anything bulldog long-sleeve shirt takes the workday joke into the engraving-style Vintage Edition. It belongs with the gadgets you chose so carefully and the dog who thinks your entire setup needs more floor time.
Choose it for the friend whose dog makes a regular appearance on video calls without ever joining the discussion. That level of freedom deserves a little recognition.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs.
- Sizes: S–2XL.
- Vintage engraving-style illustration of a bulldog.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a long-sleeve shirt you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black and Cardinal: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather Forest: 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash warm, up to 40°C/105°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 25⅝ |
| M | 20 | 29 | 26¼ |
| L | 22 | 30 | 26⅞ |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 27½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 28⅛ |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.
