Your dog curls up under the desk. You angle the new monitor you spent three weeks comparing and pretend the next call is the last one. The dog has made the stronger career choice.
Can’t Do Anything is for the person politely nodding on screen while their dog snores through the discussion. Barking at the boss is discouraged. Napping would be noticed. Wear the long-sleeve shirt through desk days and the eventual trip outside together, when the dog finally has something to contribute.
Give it to the coworker whose dog appears in every video call, usually asleep. Someone in that household has figured this out.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs.
- Sizes: S–2XL.
- Surreal Edition illustration of a bulldog.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a long-sleeve shirt you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash warm, up to 40°C/105°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 25⅝ |
| M | 20 | 29 | 26¼ |
| L | 22 | 30 | 26⅞ |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 27½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 28⅛ |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.
