Connected, No Internet Dog Long-Sleeve Shirt — Surreal Edition

Price range: $42.95 through $45.95

Put your love of dogs and tech into your everyday look.

Bring some dog-loving humor to your wardrobe with the Connected, No Internet French bulldog long-sleeve shirt, in lightweight jersey with ribbed cuffs. Wear it for the days when your dog wants attention and your video call appears to want the afternoon off.

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You’ve spent weeks choosing a better webcam. Tonight, it has delivered one exceptionally crisp frozen image. Your dog is nosing your hand, and you’re both waiting for someone to respond.

Connected, No Internet is for dog people who know that being technically connected can still leave you stuck. Wear the long-sleeve shirt through evenings when the screen won’t cooperate and the dog keeps checking whether you’re available for something more interesting.

Give it to the gadget enthusiast who’s tried every setting. At least that nose under their hand has made contact.

  • Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
  • Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs.
  • Sizes: S–2XL.
  • Surreal Edition illustration of a French bulldog (Frenchie).
  • Fit: compare the size guide with a long-sleeve shirt you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
  • Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
  • Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
  • Care: machine wash warm, up to 40°C/105°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.

Size chart

Size Chest width Body length Sleeve length
S 18 28 25⅝
M 20 29 26¼
L 22 30 26⅞
XL 24 31 27½
2XL 26 32 28⅛

Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.