Robots run the same routine every day. You rearranged your weekend twice before breakfast and you’re happier for it.
The kitten on this hoodie gets it: curious, a bit chaotic and entirely original. I Am Not a Robot is your answer to the checkbox and to anyone who expected you to fall in line.
Give it to the friend who never picks the most popular option and can explain exactly why.
- Fleece interior and classic unisex fit.
- Double-layer hood with matching drawcord.
- Front pouch pocket; ribbed cuffs and hem.
- Sizes: S–3XL.
- Surreal Edition illustration.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a hoodie you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry on medium. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Low iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length | Sleeve length* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″. *Sleeve length is measured from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the cuff.
