Every website wants you to tick the box: I am not a robot. Fair enough. Robots follow instructions, take the suggested route and accept the terms without reading them. You’ve never done any of that.
The wide-eyed kitten on this tee has the same energy: a little chaotic, entirely original and not interested in fitting the template.
Wear it as your answer to the checkbox, the dress code and anyone who suggested doing things the usual way.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with a tear-away label.
- Sizes S–3XL.
- Surreal Edition illustration.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a tee you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.


































