There’s a wind-up key in this cat’s back. She would like it noted that she is not a robot.
That’s the spirit of I Am Not a Robot: the checkbox from every website, plus a little defiance. It’s for people who don’t conform, don’t follow the template and don’t mind how that looks from the outside.
A gift for the friend who marches to their own clockwork.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with a tear-away label.
- Sizes S–3XL.
- Vintage engraving-style illustration.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a tee you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.


































