I Am Not a Robot Cat Tee — Vintage Edition

Price range: $34.95 through $38.95

A vintage-style cat tee for proudly unprogrammable people.

The lightweight, unisex I Am Not a Robot tee features a Vintage engraving-style cat with a wind-up key on her back and a very firm statement in ornate lettering. It’s for the cat person who refuses to be programmed, whatever the evidence suggests.

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There’s a wind-up key in this cat’s back. She would like it noted that she is not a robot.

That’s the spirit of I Am Not a Robot: the checkbox from every website, plus a little defiance. It’s for people who don’t conform, don’t follow the template and don’t mind how that looks from the outside.

A gift for the friend who marches to their own clockwork.

  • Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
  • Unisex fit with a tear-away label.
  • Sizes S–3XL.
  • Vintage engraving-style illustration.
  • Fit: compare the size guide with a tee you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
  • Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
  • Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.

Size chart

Size Chest width Body length
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33

Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.