The cat on this shirt has a clockwork key, a serene expression and no intention of being anyone’s machine.
I Am Not a Robot pairs the web’s most familiar checkbox with a quiet bit of rebellion. It’s for people who don’t run on someone else’s settings.
Give it to the friend who has never once taken the default option and is somehow always the most interesting person at the table.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs.
- Sizes: S–2XL.
- Vintage engraving-style illustration.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a long-sleeve shirt you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black and Cardinal: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather Forest: 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash warm, up to 40°C/105°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 25⅝ |
| M | 20 | 29 | 26¼ |
| L | 22 | 30 | 26⅞ |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 27½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 28⅛ |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.
