The checkbox asks if you’re a robot. A fair question, since robots do as they’re told. You have never done as you were told.
The kitten on this shirt agrees: bright, a little unpredictable and not built from a template. I Am Not a Robot is for people who would rather think for themselves than follow the setup wizard.
A gift for the friend who reads the instructions, considers them and then does something better.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs.
- Sizes: S–2XL.
- Surreal Edition illustration.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a long-sleeve shirt you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash warm, up to 40°C/105°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 25⅝ |
| M | 20 | 29 | 26¼ |
| L | 22 | 30 | 26⅞ |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 27½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 28⅛ |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.
