I Am Not a Robot Cat Tee — Surreal Edition

Price range: $34.95 through $38.95

A cat tee for people who don’t do what everyone else does.

The internet keeps asking you to prove you’re human. This lightweight, unisex tee answers for you. I Am Not a Robot is for the cat person who doesn’t run on default settings, doesn’t follow the script and has never picked the outfit the algorithm recommended.

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This meme is also available in our Vintage Edition design.

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Every website wants you to tick the box: I am not a robot. Fair enough. Robots follow instructions, take the suggested route and accept the terms without reading them. You’ve never done any of that.

The wide-eyed kitten on this tee has the same energy: a little chaotic, entirely original and not interested in fitting the template.

Wear it as your answer to the checkbox, the dress code and anyone who suggested doing things the usual way.

  • Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
  • Unisex fit with a tear-away label.
  • Sizes S–3XL.
  • Surreal Edition illustration.
  • Fit: compare the size guide with a tee you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
  • Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
  • Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
  • Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.

Size chart

Size Chest width Body length
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33

Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.