Not Today Dog Hoodie — Surreal Edition

Price range: $59.95 through $63.95

Fleece comfort with a dog person’s firm point of view.

Settle into your own kind of downtime with the Not Today boxer hoodie, complete with a fleece interior and pouch pocket. Wear it for an afternoon with your favorite gadget and the dog who would still choose the old tennis ball.

This meme is also available in our Vintage Edition design.

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You’ve charged the new toy, paired it with your phone and cleared a space for its grand introduction. Your dog gives it one look, picks up the old tennis ball and leaves. A short review. Difficult to misinterpret.

The Not Today boxer hoodie is for people who love discovering a new gadget and have a pet who sees no reason to attend every demonstration. Pull it on for the afternoon you planned around trying something clever. Your dog has voted for the usual game.

Choose it for the dog-loving friend whose enthusiasm for upgrades exceeds their pet’s. The tennis ball remains undefeated.

  • Fleece interior and classic unisex fit.
  • Double-layer hood with matching drawcord.
  • Front pouch pocket; ribbed cuffs and hem.
  • Sizes: S–3XL.
  • Surreal Edition illustration of a boxer.
  • Fit: compare the size guide with a hoodie you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
  • Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
  • Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
  • Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry on medium. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Low iron setting. Do not dry clean.

Size chart

Size Chest width Body length Sleeve length*
S 20 27 33
M 22 28 34
L 24 29 35
XL 26 30 36
2XL 28 31 37
3XL 30 32 38

Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″. *Sleeve length is measured from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the cuff.