You found the app, charged the toy and announced that the future had arrived. Your dog watched for three seconds before fetching the ball they’ve had for months. Tough crowd. Extremely clear preferences.
The Vintage Edition of the Not Today boxer hoodie gives that familiar difference of opinion an engraving-style illustration. Pull it on for the afternoon you planned to demonstrate something clever and spent playing the same excellent game as yesterday.
Give it to the dog-loving gadget enthusiast who knows enthusiasm is contagious, with one very furry exception. They can still tell you all about the new features.
- Fleece interior and classic unisex fit.
- Double-layer hood with matching drawcord.
- Front pouch pocket; ribbed cuffs and hem.
- Sizes: S–3XL.
- Vintage engraving-style illustration of a boxer.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a hoodie you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry on medium. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Low iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length | Sleeve length* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″. *Sleeve length is measured from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the cuff.
