You asked your dog to make room so you could plug in the charger. They considered this, turned their head and carried on exactly as before. The request has been processed. You may not enjoy the result.
The Not Today boxer tee, Vintage Edition, pairs engraving-style illustration with a boundary you can almost admire. Wear it when your devices have too many suggestions and you wish your replies required as little explanation as the dog’s.
A gift for the gadget-loving friend who spends ten minutes making a refusal sound polite. Their dog could reduce that considerably.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with a tear-away label.
- Sizes S–3XL.
- Vintage engraving-style illustration of a boxer.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a tee you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.
