You asked your dog to move six inches so you could reach the charger. They looked at you. Then they looked away. That was the complete response.
The Not Today boxer tee is for anyone who admires that level of commitment to a decision. You have devices asking for updates, messages asking for replies and a dog demonstrating that an explanation is optional. Wear it on days when you’d like to borrow a little of their confidence.
Give it to the dog-loving techie who keeps typing polite responses when a simple no would do. Their dog could lead the workshop.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with a tear-away label.
- Sizes S–3XL.
- Surreal Edition illustration of a boxer.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a tee you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.
