Not Today Dog Long-Sleeve Shirt — Vintage Edition

Price range: $42.95 through $45.95

Give your long-sleeve look some vintage attitude.

Make your everyday style a little more personal with the Not Today boxer long-sleeve shirt, featuring lightweight jersey, ribbed cuffs and a Vintage engraving-style illustration. The joke is for anyone with a weather app full of data and a dog with the deciding vote.

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The forecast offered a reasonable window for a walk. Your dog reached the doorway and found the window unacceptable. You’ve brought evidence. They’ve brought four paws that are staying exactly where they are.

Not Today gets an engraving-style treatment on this Vintage Edition long-sleeve shirt. It’s for the dog person who enjoys a carefully researched plan and lives with someone who regards every plan as a draft. The weather app has nothing useful to add here.

Choose it for the tech-loving friend whose dog is the final authority on all outdoor appointments. You know why they’re occasionally late.

  • Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
  • Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs.
  • Sizes: S–2XL.
  • Vintage engraving-style illustration of a boxer.
  • Fit: compare the size guide with a long-sleeve shirt you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
  • Fabric: Black and Cardinal: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather Forest: 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
  • Care: machine wash warm, up to 40°C/105°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.

Size chart

Size Chest width Body length Sleeve length
S 18 28 25⅝
M 20 29 26¼
L 22 30 26⅞
XL 24 31 27½
2XL 26 32 28⅛

Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.