The forecast offered a reasonable window for a walk. Your dog reached the doorway and found the window unacceptable. You’ve brought evidence. They’ve brought four paws that are staying exactly where they are.
Not Today gets an engraving-style treatment on this Vintage Edition long-sleeve shirt. It’s for the dog person who enjoys a carefully researched plan and lives with someone who regards every plan as a draft. The weather app has nothing useful to add here.
Choose it for the tech-loving friend whose dog is the final authority on all outdoor appointments. You know why they’re occasionally late.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs.
- Sizes: S–2XL.
- Vintage engraving-style illustration of a boxer.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a long-sleeve shirt you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black and Cardinal: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather Forest: 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash warm, up to 40°C/105°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 25⅝ |
| M | 20 | 29 | 26¼ |
| L | 22 | 30 | 26⅞ |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 27½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 28⅛ |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.
















