You checked the forecast, found a dry gap and explained the plan. Your dog reached the doorway, inspected one suspicious raindrop and reversed. Apparently the app wasn’t consulted at the final decision.
The Not Today boxer long-sleeve shirt is for the gadget lover who appreciates good data and lives with a very firm second opinion. Wear it for the days when even your best research meets four paws planted in place. The dog has heard enough.
Give it to the dog person whose carefully timed walks depend on someone who refuses to read the weather report.
- Lightweight jersey fabric, 4.2 oz/yd².
- Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs.
- Sizes: S–2XL.
- Surreal Edition illustration of a boxer.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a long-sleeve shirt you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash warm, up to 40°C/105°F. Tumble dry low. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Medium iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 25⅝ |
| M | 20 | 29 | 26¼ |
| L | 22 | 30 | 26⅞ |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 27½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 28⅛ |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″.
