You’ve spent the afternoon resisting the urge to bark at your screen. Your dog barked at a delivery, had a nap and is now ready to discuss your evening. No concerns about productivity there.
The Can’t Do Anything bulldog hoodie is for closing the laptop and finding out what the dog has planned. A fleece interior and pouch pocket suit the walk, the treat inspection and the moment you both finally sit down. Any further notifications can wait.
Give it to the dog-loving software engineer who finishes every walk by saying, “Right. Now we do nothing.” An excellent agenda.
- Fleece interior and classic unisex fit.
- Double-layer hood with matching drawcord.
- Front pouch pocket; ribbed cuffs and hem.
- Sizes: S–3XL.
- Surreal Edition illustration of a bulldog.
- Fit: compare the size guide with a hoodie you already like. Between sizes? Size up.
- Fabric: Black, Navy, White and Red: 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Origin: imported, printed in the USA.
- Care: machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry on medium. Use nonchlorine bleach only when needed. Low iron setting. Do not dry clean.
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Body length | Sleeve length* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38 |
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest 1″ below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about ±1″. *Sleeve length is measured from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the cuff.
